All I can say is, her body takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’. Sarah Burge, better known among British plastic surgery circles as The Human Barbie, has joined a rather exclusive century club. In fact, I’m not sure there are any other members in this one. The 51-year-old woman has had more than 100 … [Read more...]
Transgender Woman in Alaska Must Show Proof of Breast Augmentation to Receive Updated Driver’s License
As if life wasn’t already difficult enough for transgender people, the Alaskan government has heaped yet another obstacle in their way of living a normal life. For transgender women, proving you are a good driver is less of a criteria for receiving a license than proving you have breasts. Shocking, … [Read more...]
Bad Teacher – Breaking the Law for Breast Augmentation
The other day, the entire writing department went on an outing to go see Bad Teacher. I actually found the movie to be surprisingly twisted, wacky and funny. The former teacher in me really appreciated the way they poked fun at many of the inept, dysfunctional middle schools out there. If you have … [Read more...]
British Woman Goes Almost $50K into Debt to Feed Plastic Surgery Addiction
How much would you sacrifice for plastic surgery? Would you go without food? Would you give up a free car? Would you hold off on buying a house? If your name is Laura Summers, the answer is “all of the above.” Yes, this 26-year-old, who is being called the vainest woman in Britain (a difficult … [Read more...]
Couple Asks Wedding Guests to Contribute to Bride’s Breast Augmentation Fund
Most wedding registries are pretty boring. Personally, I dread coming up with a wedding gift for my friends on their big day. Who really wants to give someone a new waffle iron or matching cups and saucers that will never see the outside of the cupboard? I don’t really understand why people waste … [Read more...]
Plastic Surgery and The Rapture – Will Jesus Bring Breast Implants to Heaven?
Beware, The Rapture is upon us! Start repenting at once, because by this time tomorrow you will either be: Sucked into Heaven by the second coming of Jesus, or Doomed to spend another 5 months enduring Hell on earth before Satan welcomes you to his fiery abode At least, this is what a small … [Read more...]
XXX-Rated Boobs
Warning – this XXX-rated blog post is not suitable for children under the age of 18. Please get a parent's permission before continuing to read. I feel the urge to point out an egregious oversight by the Guinness Book of World Records. They have unfairly denied a 35-year-old Minneapolis porn … [Read more...]
Breast Implants Turn 50
The breast implant has reached a rather significant milestone this year. It is now officially 50 years old. Happy birthday breast implants! I’m so glad they are older than me. I have to admit, I wasn’t at all shocked when I found out that the very first breast implant was made in Texas. In a land … [Read more...]
Venezuelan President Takes on Breast Implants
It seems a new recurring theme is developing on my blog. It can best be described as the Year of the World Leader. In the last two months, I have already blogged about Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s plastic surgery scandal where he allegedly funded the plastic surgery operations for many … [Read more...]
Snake Bites Model’s Breast, Dies of Silicone Poisoning
Yes, it’s official. Silicone breast implants are highly hazardous to your health – that is, if you are a snake. Someone should alert the FDA so that they can adjust the warning label for these implants. Maybe it should read, “Do not leave silicone breast implants near the mouth of an ornery snake. … [Read more...]
