Here’s a story from the vault. In other words, it has been circulating for quite some time, but I only first came across it recently. In fact, you may have heard about this sometime in the distant past. If so, I apologize for reporting on something that is old news. But congratulate yourself on the … [Read more...]
Breast Implant Saves Woman’s Life during Stabbing
I may talk a lot of trash about these things, but I have to admit it – sometimes breast implants can be pretty darn useful. Like if you are ever stabbed in the chest by your ex-fiancé’s psychotic new girlfriend. There is no information about what caused the new girlfriend to become so irate. … [Read more...]
Breast Implant Saves Woman’s Life in Knife Fight
Those pesky Russians. All fiery and passionate. And violent in the heat of the moment. Better not cross them or you may end up bloodied to a pulp and left for dead in the gutter. And why? Well, no one actually knows. It could be that you just crossed the wrong Russian on a day when he had a bit too … [Read more...]
Great Grandma with F Cup Breast Implants Finds Love with 28-Year-Old on Facebook
If this title sounds a bit familiar to you, it is because it is a follow-up of a post I wrote almost a year ago about a woman named Joan Lloyd, a 66-year-old great grandmother who has reinvented herself in her twilight years by getting breast augmentation to upgrade to a pair of F cups. As a fair … [Read more...]
Barclays Bank Clerk Embezzled $72,000 and Spent it on Plastic Surgery
As if Barclays Bank didn’t already have enough PR problems on their hands with the recent scandal involving the falsification of interest rates during the 2008 credit crisis, they must now deal with a plastic surgery scandal as well. I suppose this one shouldn’t be as shocking as the interest rate … [Read more...]
Model Arrested in Rome Airport for Smuggling 5.5 lbs of Cocaine in Breast Implants
It seems that sometimes ravishing beauty can be a curse. A 33-year-old model recently learned this the hard way, and she will most likely be spending a long time in an Italian prison as a result. The model, only identified by her initials MFM, was arrested by Italian police for attempting to … [Read more...]
Halloween Blog Contest Runner-Up
Sorry for the lack of a better title, but the guest blogger who wrote this did not title her entry. Nevertheless, we didn't think her lack of a title should preclude her from being named runner up. The Halloween blog contest judges (myself and Dr. Candelaria) both liked her blog even though there … [Read more...]
The Ghoul of Stump Estate
written by Kelly Playko Seline threw open the door to her plastic surgeon’s office, screaming in agony. “Help! I need to see Dr. Proctor! Dr. Proctor!” she wailed, limping all the way to the front desk. She was panting heavily, her clothes were torn to shreds, and her hair was matted in bulging … [Read more...]
65-Year-Old Great Grandmother Gets Breast Augmentation, Starts Dating 24-Year-Olds
If you were to hear a 65-year-old person say that a surgical procedure gave her a new lease on life, what kind of operation would come to mind? A pacemaker? Kidney transplant? Bypass surgery? Removal of a cancerous tumor? These all seem pretty plausible. But one operation I would never expect to … [Read more...]
Kate Winslet Forms “Anti-Cosmetic Surgery League”
It seems that several high profile British actresses, led by Kate Winslet, have decided to take a stand against the rampant plastic surgery debacle plaguing Hollywood today. Winslet, along with Rachel Weisz and Emma Thompson, have joined forces to form the “British Anti-Cosmetic Surgery … [Read more...]
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