Here are two things you don’t typically see associated with one another – professional football players and plastic surgery. No, most of the time you expect an NFL player to be big, scary looking, and too manly to consider a nose job. That is, unless you are Pro Bowl defensive end J.J. Watt. And the … [Read more...]
Japanese Woman Spends $100k in Plastic Surgery to Look like a French Doll
Her name is Vanilla, and just like the rest of her, I’m pretty sure it’s fake. Depending on how you interpret the term “vanilla,” it is either right on target or completely wrong to describe this bizarre Japanese woman. If you think of “vanilla” as describing something that is pasty white and … [Read more...]
Norwegian Terrorist Got Plastic Surgery to Look more Aryan
According to Janne Kristiansen, the head of Norway’s Intelligence Agency, Norwegian terrorist Anders Behring Breivik had plastic surgery to make him look more Aryan. “You do not have that Aryan look naturally in Norway,” Kristiansen said, “Hitler would have had him on posters.” Breivik, who has … [Read more...]
Jews and Nose Jobs – A Love/Hate Relationship
Welcome to the third and final installment of my Jewish nose job trilogy – a 3-part blog series devoted to the plastic surgery procedure that has come to define my people more than any other. Yes, Jews and rhinoplasty have been peas in a pod for quite some time now. We were the first people to … [Read more...]
Jewish Plastic Surgeon Establishes Nose Job Scholarship for Orthodox Jews Looking for Love
Dr. Michael Salzhauer, an Orthodox Jewish plastic surgeon in Miami, is on a roll. He is pushing the nose job to levels never before imagined, and it seems like he’s just getting started. You might remember Dr. Salzhauer from my previous post – he’s the same plastic surgeon that has come under fire … [Read more...]
Plastic Surgeon under Investigation for Funding “Jewcan Sam” Nose Job Video
Those crazy Jews are at it again. Of course, I can make this statement because I am one of those crazy Jews. Generally, the unwritten rule about making fun of a group of people is that it is acceptable to rip on your own. Just don’t take a shot at another group because if it is taken the wrong way, … [Read more...]
Man Gets Plastic Surgery to Look Like Superman
Faster than a speeding pebble. More powerful than a Lionel toy locomotive. Able to leap small fences in a single bound. No, it’s not exactly the Man of Steel you’ve come to know through movies and comics over the years. This is more like the Man of Plastic. And yes, he is a real man. Herbert … [Read more...]
100 Plastic Surgery Procedures not Enough to Satisfy Human Barbie
All I can say is, her body takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’. Sarah Burge, better known among British plastic surgery circles as The Human Barbie, has joined a rather exclusive century club. In fact, I’m not sure there are any other members in this one. The 51-year-old woman has had more than 100 … [Read more...]
Killer Performs Plastic Surgery on Himself to Avoid Capture
I suppose desperate times bring desperate measures. This was certainly the case for Tatsuya Ichihashi, a Japanese man wanted for the murder of his English teacher, Lindsay Ann Hawker. During his 2 ½ years on the run from authorities, Ichihashi made numerous attempts to alter his appearance to avoid … [Read more...]
Silly Woman, Cartoons are for Kids
Part 2 of the "Jessica Rabbit woman" saga In my last blog, I started discussing a woman who recently had plastic surgery to look like Jessica Rabbit. Crazy as it sounds, it is 100% true, I kid you not. I know you have all been waiting on the edge of your seat to find out what this woman looks like … [Read more...]
