How much would you sacrifice for plastic surgery? Would you go without food? Would you give up a free car? Would you hold off on buying a house? If your name is Laura Summers, the answer is “all of the above.” Yes, this 26-year-old, who is being called the vainest woman in Britain (a difficult achievement in its own right), has taken some pretty extreme measures to feed her plastic surgery addiction.
This pseudo-model/celebrity-in-her-own-mind has accumulated more than $48,000 if debt in order to chase that perfect body. I’m not quite sure she’s found what she’s looking for, but I’m pretty confident she’ll be paying the bill for the rest of her life.
You might be wondering what nearly $50,000 of debt buys you on the plastic surgery market. For Laura Summers, it got her:
- 4 breast augmentations
- 1 breast reduction
- 2 nose jobs
- 2 ear reshaping surgeries
- BOTOX® Cosmetic
- Dermal filler injections
- Lip augmentation
Ouch. That’s a world of pain to look like a Barbie doll. And remember, she’s only 26. She’s got a lifetime of plastic surgery ahead of her. If she ever lands a husband pops out a few kids, you know she’ll need a tummy tuck and some liposuction to get her body back. And I’m sure she’ll have multiple facelifts before she hits 50. Who knows, maybe there will even be a few more breast augmentations in her future. She seems to really like undergoing the procedure.
Speaking of breast augmentation, I find it somewhat ironic that she has had her boobs enlarged four times and reduced once. Sounds like someone can’t make up her mind. Should I go big or should I go small? These are too big, maybe just a tad bit smaller. Oops, I went too small, time for a new set of breast implants to boost them back up. They’re currently a 32FF. I wonder if she’ll take a shot at Sheyla Hershey’s Breast Implant Champion of the World title. Hershey should be easy to knock off these days. She’s currently in a coma. I doubt she’ll put up much of a fight.
Lucky for us, Laura’s not in charge of handling our debt ceiling talks. When forced to make those tough decisions on what programs to cut, she’d surely sacrifice Social Security for boob jobs.
On a better day, I’m sure I’d have a few more snarky comments about Laura Summers. But for some reason, I’m speechless. Congratulations Laura. You are the first plastic surgery addict to leave me at a loss for words to make fun of your affliction. Perhaps it’s because my stomach is tied up in knots by the sheer amount of debt you’ve been willing to shoulder to improve your appearance. I’m just in shock that the lenders haven’t started repossessing your breast implants. I guess there isn’t much of a market for used silicone these days.
If you live in the Denver, Colorado area and can actually afford your desired plastic surgery procedure, please contact Grossman Plastic Surgery today to schedule your initial consultation. But beware – Dr. Grossman doesn’t have much patience for people who can’t pay their bill. He’ll just send his goons over to your house and bust up your knee caps.