Her name is Vanilla, and just like the rest of her, I’m pretty sure it’s fake. Depending on how you interpret the term “vanilla,” it is either right on target or completely wrong to describe this bizarre Japanese woman. If you think of “vanilla” as describing something that is pasty white and … [Read more...]
Human Barbie Gives 7-Year-Old Daughter Liposuction Voucher for Christmas
The Human Barbie is at it again. If you are unaware of Sarah Burge’s absurdly inappropriate behavior, then you are just not reading my blog carefully enough. Peruse through my posts for the past year and a half. Sarah Burge, the self-proclaimed Human Barbie, has logged more press time than anyone … [Read more...]
World’s Biggest Plastic Surgery Freaks (Part 1)
It’s hard to believe, but I’ve actually been writing this blog for almost four years now. During that time, I’ve come across more than my share of weirdos and freaks who are a slave to the silicone. I never cease to find myself shocked and appalled by the lengths people will go for a nip and a tuck. … [Read more...]
Plastic Surgery Lottery Party – All You Need is a Dollar and a Really Vain Dream
We’ve all dreamt of winning the lottery at some point in our lives. Even if it is just in a casual conversation with friends that seeks to elicit everyone’s answer to the classic question, “What would you do if you won the lottery?” The concept of the lottery is so appealing in our culture that it … [Read more...]
British Woman Goes Almost $50K into Debt to Feed Plastic Surgery Addiction
How much would you sacrifice for plastic surgery? Would you go without food? Would you give up a free car? Would you hold off on buying a house? If your name is Laura Summers, the answer is “all of the above.” Yes, this 26-year-old, who is being called the vainest woman in Britain (a difficult … [Read more...]
Woman Sets World Record with 52 Plastic Surgery Procedures
In many ways, the Guinness Book of World Records is filled with a bunch of individuals who have way too much time on their hands and as a result, went the extra mile to become the best at something no one else cares about. While some of these records are somewhat silly and innocuous – I saw a group … [Read more...]
Heidi Montag: “My Boobs are too Big!”
In a recent interview with Life & Style magazine, Heidi Montag revealed that she no longer wants her humongous G-cup breast implants. The former star of the reality show "The Hills" received the implants about 9 months ago when she had 10 plastic surgery procedures performed in one day. It was … [Read more...]
After Massive Plastic Surgery, NY Banker Gets Fired for Being “Too Hot”
Ah, the irony runs thick in this story. Talk about getting a healthy dose of karma heaped right at your face. New York City banker Debrahlee Lorenzana has been making national headlines over the past few weeks after she filed a sexual discrimination lawsuit against her former employer, Citigroup. … [Read more...]
Human Barbie a BOTOX-Shooting Madam
I'd like to briefly follow-up on my post from last week about the Human Barbie injecting her 16-year-old daughter with BOTOX. There have been some interesting new developments in this story. Apparently, Sarah Burge, a.k.a. the Human Barbie, has an alter ego. By day, she is the walking poster girl … [Read more...]
“Human Barbie” Injects BOTOX into 16-Year-Old Daughter
Talk about being an enabler to a potential plastic surgery addiction. It doesn't get any worse than this. With a mother commonly referred to as the "Human Barbie," it was pretty likely that Hannah Burge would eventually dabble in the world of plastic surgery. She just decided to make the plunge a … [Read more...]
