In a recent interview with Life & Style magazine, Heidi Montag revealed that she no longer wants her humongous G-cup breast implants. The former star of the reality show “The Hills” received the implants about 9 months ago when she had 10 plastic surgery procedures performed in one day. It was her second breast augmentation.
Immediately following the procedure, Montag indicated that the implants weren’t quite big enough. She was gunning for an H-cup down the road. Amazing what nine months of agony will do to a woman. She has now seen the error of her ways, prompting this surprising about-face.
Montag recently declared that she feels trapped in her body and is “desperate to go back to normal.” She is still in serious pain on a daily basis, and her body has not gotten used to her G-cup torpedo boobs. Well, if they are still feeling funky after nine months, I would imagine they will never feel quite right.
Among the most pressing issues she faces due to her disproportionately large implants are:
- Being unable to hug her four dogs
- Being unable to wear anything other than custom-made clothing
- Problems working out
Heidi told Life & Style, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs. It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”
Funny how she never refers to her split with her fame whore husband as heartbreaking, but the negative impact her boob job has had on her workout regimen is a full blown tragedy. At least she has her priorities in order.
I find it ironic that she has made this revelation less than a week after her plastic surgeon unexpectedly died. I suppose she probably resents him for kicking the bucket at such an inopportune time. If I was a plastic surgery addict like Montag, I might find such a callous disregard for my aesthetic well-being disrespectful too.
But do not worry. America’s plastic surgery poster girl is not swearing off cosmetic enhancements altogether. She doesn’t want her natural breast size back – just a slightly less augmented size. She will most likely sub out her G-cup implants for D-cup implants – maybe double D’s if she’s feeling a little adventurous on game day.
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