Husbands, keep a close eye on your wives. Fathers, keep your daughters locked up at home. Women considering buttock augmentation, think twice before adding a little junk to your trunk. There is a serial buttock groper on the loose, and you may be his next victim if you are not careful. Well, you … [Read more...]
Transgender Buttock Augmentation Hack Arrested for Injecting Cement and Flat Tire Sealant into Woman’s Butt
In my previous post on this subject, I described how in a move of utter idiocy, a woman received black market buttock augmentation from a transgender woman posing as a doctor. This nightmarish procedure involved using a mixture of cement, mineral oil, and flat tire sealant to plump up the woman’s … [Read more...]
Texas Restaurant Offers “Best Butt” Discount
If you dine at one of the Twisted Root Burger Company restaurants, you may be able to benefit from some rather unusual discounts. The Texas-based burger chain has been known to reward their patrons for looking good. According to one employee, these discounts are given out to promote a fun … [Read more...]
Transgender Rapper Called the “Booty Butcher” Arrested at Butt-Pumping Party, May Face Murder Charges
Yes, this week is now officially “Transgender Black Market Buttock Augmentation Week” at the Cosmetic Surgery Directory Blog. I’m following up my previous post about a transgender imposter plastic surgeon using flat tire sealant for buttock augmentation procedures with an equally wacky tale … [Read more...]
Transgender Posing as Doctor Injects Cement and Flat Tire Sealant into Woman’s Butt
It seems like it’s been ages since we’ve had a good transgender post on this blog. So here goes. Not as good as the story I blogged on last year about the transgender woman performing fake breast exams at bars, but that might rank as the best transgender plastic surgery blog post of all time. Once … [Read more...]
100 Plastic Surgery Procedures not Enough to Satisfy Human Barbie
All I can say is, her body takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’. Sarah Burge, better known among British plastic surgery circles as The Human Barbie, has joined a rather exclusive century club. In fact, I’m not sure there are any other members in this one. The 51-year-old woman has had more than 100 … [Read more...]
Italian Prime Minister Accused of Paying for “Bunga Bunga” Girls’ Plastic Surgery
Italy is a beautiful country filled with many beautiful people. Unfortunately, their Prime Minister does not seem to qualify as one of them. Over the past month, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has been embroiled in a scandal which seems to get worse by the minute. He is already facing a … [Read more...]
What Kind of Butt Do You Have?
Asda, a British company, has recently launched a rather unconventional line of dresses intended to bring out the best in a woman’s booty. The line is called Wonderbum, and there are four different styles: The tomato The potato The pear The nectarine That’s right. According to this British dress … [Read more...]
Caulk: Not Exactly Something You Want to Shoot Up Your Butt
I guess this one gives new meaning to the term "plumber's butt." Six women in New Jersey were hospitalized after undergoing black market plastic surgery intended to put a little extra junk in their trunk. The problem is, these women did not realize that their butts would literally be shot full of … [Read more...]
Plastic Surgeon Marries Ugly Woman and Sculpts Her until He Finds Her Attractive
A German plastic surgeon met a downright ugly girl named Cany; however, he saw potential in her and decided to marry her anyway. Can you imagine that proposal? "Cany, I find you hideously ugly. However, I see great potential in you. With a few major alterations, I can probably fall in love with you … [Read more...]
