I guess this one gives new meaning to the term “plumber’s butt.”
Six women in New Jersey were hospitalized after undergoing black market plastic surgery intended to put a little extra junk in their trunk. The problem is, these women did not realize that their butts would literally be shot full of “junk.” By junk, I mean caulk.
What exactly is caulk anyway? We all know it is this white crap that you use to plug up your bath tub, but does anyone actually know what that white crap is made of? More importantly, why would anyone think it is a good idea to inject it into their butt?
For six Jersey women looking for buttock augmentation on the cheap, they found out the hard way. Apparently, caulk is silicone-based. I suppose that is why the alleged doctor chose to use it for these procedures. I use the term “alleged doctor” because apparently, the guy isn’t even licensed to practice medicine.
So instead of getting a butt pumped full of medical grade silicone, these women had to endure massive doses of antibiotics to clear up the infection caused by all the caulk they took up the pooper. The mere thought of this makes me cringe.
I’m wondering why they even wanted to use silicone in the first place. Can you imagine having a huge puddle of gooey silicone giggling around every time you sat down? That does not sound too comfortable. Perhaps they should have considered a Brazilian Butt Lift to create their big ol’ badonkadonk. At least then, they could have moved some nasty fat from their love handles and thighs over to their booty, where someone might have actually found it attractive.
Unfortunately, their surgically enhanced black market butts probably won’t attract too many men. I can’t imagine anyone will be turned on by squeezing a booty that feels like a bath tub. But then again, these women do live in Jersey.