It’s been a few months since we’ve checked in on Sheyla Hershey, the former undisputed breast implant champion of the world. But I knew if I just waited long enough, she’d give me reason to pick on her again. I think we’re up to 4 posts about her, but it might be more. I’m beginning to lose count. … [Read more...]
Breast Milk Ice Cream Takes London by Storm
Perhaps I should have waited until after lunch to write this blog. I definitely just lost my appetite. Although, if I had written this an hour later, my lunch would probably have ended up in the porcelain receptacle at the end of the hallway. Yes, take this as my warning. You may be reading about … [Read more...]
German Porn Star Sexy Cora Dies from Breast Augmentation Complications
I’m sure I’m going to Hell in a hand basket for this one, but right about now I can’t help but think Freddie Mercury is singing “Another One Bites the Dust” as he rots in his grave. Yes, tasteless, I know. But also true. Another overzealous woman has let her quest for an ever-expanding bra size be … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – Lady MacFaust
Our final creepy Halloween tale is a bastardization of several Renaissance classics with a silicone twist. I like to call this one “Lady MacFaust.” I’m sure Marlowe and Shakespeare are turning over in their graves. Lady MacFaust grew up on a dairy farm in rural Pennsylvania. From the time she was a … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – Tainted Implants (Part 2)
And now for the thrilling conclusion to "Tainted Implants" -- a story of demonic possession and of course, silicone... When these women died of unnatural causes – which was almost always the case with the Organ Miner’s cadavers – the spirit of the dead woman would enter the breast implants and stay … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – Tainted Implants
Deep in the heart of San Francisco’s Tenderloin district, a mortician of loose moral fiber made a living selling off the body parts of the dead bodies delivered to his doorstep. Essentially, his mortuary had become a chop shop supplying uppity, affluent men and women with body parts that they could … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – An Introduction
Last week, I was combing the newswire looking for some new freakish plastic surgery tales to sarcastically tear to shreds in my blog. It was a relatively quiet week in the world of plastic surgery – if you ignore the fact that Sheyla Hershey had her 38KKK breast implants removed and the BOTOX® … [Read more...]
Sheyla Hershey’s World Record 38 KKK Breast Implants are Down for the KKKount
Follow-up posts are the theme of the week. After discussing the BOTOX® Bandit’s probation sentence yesterday, I will delve into yet another favorite topic today. Sheyla Hershey is breast implant queen no more. Her massive 38KKK breast implants have officially gone down for the KKKount. At the … [Read more...]
Heidi Montag: “My Boobs are too Big!”
In a recent interview with Life & Style magazine, Heidi Montag revealed that she no longer wants her humongous G-cup breast implants. The former star of the reality show "The Hills" received the implants about 9 months ago when she had 10 plastic surgery procedures performed in one day. It was … [Read more...]
Breast Implants vs. BMW – Who Will Win?
I recently discovered a video testing the durability of saline and silicone breast implants. This not-so-scientific study was conducted by an Orange County, California plastic surgeon. To determine the difference in durability, each implant was tested against the muscle of the surgeon's BMW. First, … [Read more...]
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