If you were to hear a 65-year-old person say that a surgical procedure gave her a new lease on life, what kind of operation would come to mind? A pacemaker? Kidney transplant? Bypass surgery? Removal of a cancerous tumor? These all seem pretty plausible. But one operation I would never expect to … [Read more...]
Breast Slapping: A Traditional Thai Alternative to Breast Augmentation
Here’s a story that gives a new meaning to the term “bitch slap.” A Thai natural health practitioner claims she can make your breasts larger without the use of surgery, although I’d say her methods seem like they’d be almost as painful. Welcome to the world of breast slapping. That’s right. Beat on … [Read more...]
Transgender Woman in Alaska Must Show Proof of Breast Augmentation to Receive Updated Driver’s License
As if life wasn’t already difficult enough for transgender people, the Alaskan government has heaped yet another obstacle in their way of living a normal life. For transgender women, proving you are a good driver is less of a criteria for receiving a license than proving you have breasts. Shocking, … [Read more...]
Bad Teacher – Breaking the Law for Breast Augmentation
The other day, the entire writing department went on an outing to go see Bad Teacher. I actually found the movie to be surprisingly twisted, wacky and funny. The former teacher in me really appreciated the way they poked fun at many of the inept, dysfunctional middle schools out there. If you have … [Read more...]
British Woman Goes Almost $50K into Debt to Feed Plastic Surgery Addiction
How much would you sacrifice for plastic surgery? Would you go without food? Would you give up a free car? Would you hold off on buying a house? If your name is Laura Summers, the answer is “all of the above.” Yes, this 26-year-old, who is being called the vainest woman in Britain (a difficult … [Read more...]
Couple Asks Wedding Guests to Contribute to Bride’s Breast Augmentation Fund
Most wedding registries are pretty boring. Personally, I dread coming up with a wedding gift for my friends on their big day. Who really wants to give someone a new waffle iron or matching cups and saucers that will never see the outside of the cupboard? I don’t really understand why people waste … [Read more...]
Move over Oscars, Here Come the Aesthetic Awards
I suppose now I have another bloated, narcissistic, overly self-important awards show to avoid like the plague. As if the world of plastic surgery wasn’t already tacky enough, they have found a way to up the ante even further. Not to be outdone by the music and film industries, plastic surgeons … [Read more...]
Plastic Surgery and The Rapture – Will Jesus Bring Breast Implants to Heaven?
Beware, The Rapture is upon us! Start repenting at once, because by this time tomorrow you will either be: Sucked into Heaven by the second coming of Jesus, or Doomed to spend another 5 months enduring Hell on earth before Satan welcomes you to his fiery abode At least, this is what a small … [Read more...]
XXX-Rated Boobs
Warning – this XXX-rated blog post is not suitable for children under the age of 18. Please get a parent's permission before continuing to read. I feel the urge to point out an egregious oversight by the Guinness Book of World Records. They have unfairly denied a 35-year-old Minneapolis porn … [Read more...]
Breast Implants Turn 50
The breast implant has reached a rather significant milestone this year. It is now officially 50 years old. Happy birthday breast implants! I’m so glad they are older than me. I have to admit, I wasn’t at all shocked when I found out that the very first breast implant was made in Texas. In a land … [Read more...]
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