Our final creepy Halloween tale is a bastardization of several Renaissance classics with a silicone twist. I like to call this one “Lady MacFaust.” I’m sure Marlowe and Shakespeare are turning over in their graves. Lady MacFaust grew up on a dairy farm in rural Pennsylvania. From the time she was a … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – Tainted Implants (Part 2)
And now for the thrilling conclusion to "Tainted Implants" -- a story of demonic possession and of course, silicone... When these women died of unnatural causes – which was almost always the case with the Organ Miner’s cadavers – the spirit of the dead woman would enter the breast implants and stay … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – Tainted Implants
Deep in the heart of San Francisco’s Tenderloin district, a mortician of loose moral fiber made a living selling off the body parts of the dead bodies delivered to his doorstep. Essentially, his mortuary had become a chop shop supplying uppity, affluent men and women with body parts that they could … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – An Introduction
Last week, I was combing the newswire looking for some new freakish plastic surgery tales to sarcastically tear to shreds in my blog. It was a relatively quiet week in the world of plastic surgery – if you ignore the fact that Sheyla Hershey had her 38KKK breast implants removed and the BOTOX® … [Read more...]
Sheyla Hershey’s World Record 38 KKK Breast Implants are Down for the KKKount
Follow-up posts are the theme of the week. After discussing the BOTOX® Bandit’s probation sentence yesterday, I will delve into yet another favorite topic today. Sheyla Hershey is breast implant queen no more. Her massive 38KKK breast implants have officially gone down for the KKKount. At the … [Read more...]
Heidi Montag: “My Boobs are too Big!”
In a recent interview with Life & Style magazine, Heidi Montag revealed that she no longer wants her humongous G-cup breast implants. The former star of the reality show "The Hills" received the implants about 9 months ago when she had 10 plastic surgery procedures performed in one day. It was … [Read more...]
Pamela Anderson Claims She’s Scared of BOTOX
Normally, I try to avoid blogging about celebrity plastic surgery at all costs. I pretty much feel that it is tacky, and to be honest, I really could care less which of these celebrity fame whores has gone under the knife. They are already in the public spotlight more than enough. They don't need my … [Read more...]
Florida Woman Arrested for Plastic Surgery Identity Theft
Shatarka Nuby, a 29-year-old woman from Florida, has recently been arrested on charges of plastic surgery identity theft. She stole another woman's credit card information and charged $9,000 to cover her breast augmentation procedure. Nuby lifted personal information from a girl's college … [Read more...]
After Massive Plastic Surgery, NY Banker Gets Fired for Being “Too Hot”
Ah, the irony runs thick in this story. Talk about getting a healthy dose of karma heaped right at your face. New York City banker Debrahlee Lorenzana has been making national headlines over the past few weeks after she filed a sexual discrimination lawsuit against her former employer, Citigroup. … [Read more...]
Boobquake
Every now and then, I come across something in the news that is so outrageous, yet so completely on target, that it just brings a smile to my face. The other day, I had the privilege of such an experience. It was called Boobquake. For those of you who are completely oblivious to the lighter … [Read more...]
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