In May 2011, Jennifer Swalberg went to a Utah plastic surgeon for a tummy tuck and liposuction. It appears she didn’t do her homework very well when choosing a plastic surgeon. While Dr. Joseph Berg claimed to be an “artist,” the work he produced was much more indicative of a hack. Here is the … [Read more...]
Texas Restaurant Chain Trademarks “Breastaurant”
Move over Hooters. It appears there is a new sheriff in town. A Texas restaurant chain has just trademarked the term “breastaurant,” driving a dagger into the hearts of competing chains which make their money by staffing their establishments with big-breasted, scantily-clad women. I’m not sure which … [Read more...]
National Cleavage Day
I suppose there are holidays to commemorate everything. Apparently there is even one to honor cleavage. Big breasted women across the world were rejoicing last week in celebration of National Cleavage Day. Whether your big knockers are all natural or you sport humongous breast implants, March 30 is … [Read more...]
“Buxom Bandit” Exposes Fake Breasts during Armed Robbery, Gets 4 Years in Jail
If you think women only undergo breast augmentation for cosmetic purposes, you clearly need to get out more often (or at the very least, start reading this blog more). Breast implants can be quite useful: They can crush a watermelon They can stop a speeding bullet They can be used to smuggle … [Read more...]
Human Barbie Gives 7-Year-Old Daughter Liposuction Voucher for Christmas
The Human Barbie is at it again. If you are unaware of Sarah Burge’s absurdly inappropriate behavior, then you are just not reading my blog carefully enough. Peruse through my posts for the past year and a half. Sarah Burge, the self-proclaimed Human Barbie, has logged more press time than anyone … [Read more...]
Botched Breast Implant Drug Smuggling Operation Clear Evidence that Drug Lords are In Fact Idiots
In Part 1 of this blog post, I discussed the recent arrest of a woman who was attempting to smuggle 3 pounds of cocaine (worth $100,000) into the Barcelona airport. Part 2 will attempt to make sense of this mess. A Failure of Epic Proportions It blows my mind that someone would go to such great … [Read more...]
Woman Arrested at Barcelona Airport for Trying to Smuggle Cocaine in Her Breast Implants
This was certainly a drug bust for the ages. Earlier this week, police arrested a 28-year-old Panamanian woman at Barcelona’s Prat Airport on drug trafficking charges. The woman was trying to smuggle 2 kilos (3 pounds) of cocaine into Spain inside “breast implants.” Police stopped the woman after … [Read more...]
Chinese Man Sues Wife for Being Ugly, Judge Gives Him $120,000
I guess matters of love, marriage, divorce, and personal injury are handled a little differently in China than they are in this country. Recently, a man from northern China divorced his wife and then sued her for being ugly. The crazy part of this story is not that he sued his wife for being ugly; … [Read more...]
NY Doctor Goes “All-In” on Pokertox; Gamblers Call His Bluff (Part 2)
In Part 1 of this post, I described the new marketing ploy by Dr. Jack Berdy, a New York City doctor of aesthetic medicine, to boost BOTOX® sales by claiming it will help poker players hide their "tell" more effectively. Read it here to learn the details. And now, onto Part 2... Calling Berdy’s … [Read more...]
NY Doctor Goes “All-In” on Pokertox; Gamblers Call His Bluff (Part 1)
Poker players beware. A new scam is trying to get you to ante up and throw your chips on the table in hopes of a big jackpot. A doctor of aesthetic medicine in New York has just introduced a new procedure that will help poker players hide their “tell” in order to create the perfect poker face. He … [Read more...]
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