Our final creepy Halloween tale is a bastardization of several Renaissance classics with a silicone twist. I like to call this one “Lady MacFaust.” I’m sure Marlowe and Shakespeare are turning over in their graves. Lady MacFaust grew up on a dairy farm in rural Pennsylvania. From the time she was a … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – Tainted Implants (Part 2)
And now for the thrilling conclusion to "Tainted Implants" -- a story of demonic possession and of course, silicone... When these women died of unnatural causes – which was almost always the case with the Organ Miner’s cadavers – the spirit of the dead woman would enter the breast implants and stay … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – Tainted Implants
Deep in the heart of San Francisco’s Tenderloin district, a mortician of loose moral fiber made a living selling off the body parts of the dead bodies delivered to his doorstep. Essentially, his mortuary had become a chop shop supplying uppity, affluent men and women with body parts that they could … [Read more...]
Boob Jobs and Corpses – An Introduction
Last week, I was combing the newswire looking for some new freakish plastic surgery tales to sarcastically tear to shreds in my blog. It was a relatively quiet week in the world of plastic surgery – if you ignore the fact that Sheyla Hershey had her 38KKK breast implants removed and the BOTOX® … [Read more...]
Sheyla Hershey’s World Record 38 KKK Breast Implants are Down for the KKKount
Follow-up posts are the theme of the week. After discussing the BOTOX® Bandit’s probation sentence yesterday, I will delve into yet another favorite topic today. Sheyla Hershey is breast implant queen no more. Her massive 38KKK breast implants have officially gone down for the KKKount. At the … [Read more...]
BOTOX® Bandit Sentenced to Probation
OK, so I’m almost tired of this story…ALMOST. But I think I’ll write about it one more time, just because I love using the term BOTOX® Bandit. It’s really such a great nickname – I wish I had coined it. Anyway, I hope this is the last time I ever write about her (I think it is post #3). If we are … [Read more...]
Bridalplasty, Part 2
In Bridalplasty Part 1, I commented on many of the show’s shameful shortcomings. But there is one aspect that I have not yet delved into, and it seems to me to be the most obvious flaw of the bunch. This show is a logistical nightmare. Think about it. Each week, there is a winner who will receive … [Read more...]
Bridalplasty
Just when I thought TV had hit an all time low, I found out about the newest Reality TV brainchild of the E! network. It is called “Bridalplasty” and it offers a group of brides-to-be with massive self-esteem issues a chance to compete for a radical plastic surgery makeover before their big day. … [Read more...]
Study Finds Plastic Surgery Doesn’t Alleviate Body Dysmorphic Disorder
In what I would consider to be a statement of the obvious, a new study was recently released indicating that plastic surgery is not effective at reducing the severity of body dysmorphic disorder (BDD). According to Katharine A. Phillips, MD, director of the body image program at Rhode Island … [Read more...]
Heidi Montag: “My Boobs are too Big!”
In a recent interview with Life & Style magazine, Heidi Montag revealed that she no longer wants her humongous G-cup breast implants. The former star of the reality show "The Hills" received the implants about 9 months ago when she had 10 plastic surgery procedures performed in one day. It was … [Read more...]
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