Just a fair warning – if you are a bit squeamish, you may want to sit this one out and return next week when I talk about something a little more “in the box” (pun intended).
While combing the depths of the Internet this afternoon for plastic surgery blog fodder, I came across an article on vagina plumping surgery. That’s right, it is exactly what it sounds like. Women who want cushier, plumper vaginas can now go to their local plastic surgeon for a bit of increased volume.
This should not be confused with the labiaplasty, which has been around for years now. With a labiaplasty, also called a labia minora reduction, you can trim away unwanted sections down there so that you have a nice, neat looking vagina. It is essentially a designer vagina, such as what you would expect to see from a stripper or a porn star. Nevertheless, everyday women who do not fornicate in public for a living have this procedure performed on a regular basis.
Personally, it seems like a lot of money to spend on a cosmetic procedure that very few people will ever get to see, but hey – if you need to feel more comfortable with your vagina, who am I to say you shouldn’t go for it.
Anyway, the vagina plumping procedure is a whole different beast. Also called labia majora augmentation, it involves using liposuction to remove fat from another part of your body, such as your thighs, abdomen, or back. This fat will then be processed and re-injected into your vagina to give it a plumper appearance. Apparently, it is does not cause very much pain or bruising, and if you are a quick healer, you may even be back in the saddle riding your partner like a bucking bronco in a few short days.
So you might be wondering who, other than strippers and porn stars, regularly choose to undergo vagina plumping. An excellent question. Please allow me to enlighten you. Typical candidates:
- Have popped out a few kids and feel that their vagina lacks the zest it once enjoyed before childbirth
- Have undergone significant weight loss which has left them with a somewhat saggy vagina
- Have always wished their vagina was a bit plumper, for whatever the reason
Of course, you also get the added benefit of a trimmer body contour due to the liposuction that supplies your genitalia with the fat injection. At least others will get to see those results in their full glory, even if they don’t know the real motivation behind your cosmetic enhancement.