Apparently, it is possible for your breast implants to be too big for your own good. Just ask Sheyla Hershey, the Texas woman who currently holds the world record for largest breasts (they're 38KKK – that's right, I didn't misprint it, 38KKK!). About a year and a half ago, I blogged about this … [Read more...]
Russian Model Sues Airline after Turbulence Ruptures Her Massive Breast Implants
Russian supermodel Iren Ferrari is suing Swiss Air after turbulence on one of their flights "busted" her massive size 44J breast implants (pun intended). That's right, according to Ferrari, the air turbulence is the airline's fault, and she deserves to get paid for her embarrassing mishap. She's … [Read more...]
Ozzy Osbourne’s Breast Implant Paperweights
Say it ain't so Ozzy. Have you really sunk this low? Somewhere in the depths of my childhood memories, I still have this vision of the person you used to be. How did you ever stray so far from that person? Sadly, this latest episode will only serve to further tarnish the reputation of the former … [Read more...]
“Breast Implant Bandit” Sentenced to 6 Months in Jail
This post is actually a follow-up to one I wrote over a year ago about a case of plastic surgery identity theft. At the time, Yvonne Pampellone was wanted by authorities in Orange County, California after she established a fake identity and charged $12,000 worth of plastic surgery (breast … [Read more...]
No Boob Jobs Allowed for Pirates of the Caribbean 4
If you are hoping to score a part in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie, you had better be au naturale. Otherwise, the director will simply point your attention to the sign in his office reading, "Women with boob jobs need not apply." That's right, there will be no breast implants for the … [Read more...]
Stripper Claims Breast Implants as Tax Deduction
Should breast implants be tax deductable? According to a stripper named Chesty Love, the answer is a resounding yes. Chesty got breast augmentation in order to improve the size of her tips (among other things). Her procedure left her with massive size 56 FF breasts. On her tax return, Chesty … [Read more...]
Woman’s Breast Implant Stops Bullet
That's right. I said it. The breast implant stopped a bullet. And the best thing about this story -- it's a saline implant. A little bag of salt water stopped a speeding bullet. Move over Superman, make way for the Implant of Steel (sort of). I would think that a silicone implant would have a much … [Read more...]
Breast Implants as Marital Assets?
This one is a bit bizarre, but then again, when is the plastic surgery world ever normal? A couple divorcing in North Dakota is engaged in a bitter battle over the woman's breast implants. The husband claims that his estranged wife's implants should be considered as part of the marital assets to be … [Read more...]
Implants of Mass Destruction
Every so often, I hear something that is so insane, it makes me long for a simpler time. A time like the Cold War. When our enemies were a bunch of crazy Russians who shot steroids and lived in the frozen tundra (think Ivan Drago from Rocky IV -- "I must break you."). Back then, all we had to worry … [Read more...]
And the Award for Best Fake Boobs Goes To…
For those of you who think beauty pageants are a dying breed, you are sorely mistaken. They are alive and well, generating large sums of money and garnering major headlines in the news. Admittedly, this media attention may be aided by recent beauty pageant scandals, but regardless, they are still … [Read more...]
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