If you are hoping to score a part in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie, you had better be au naturale. Otherwise, the director will simply point your attention to the sign in his office reading, "Women with boob jobs need not apply." That's right, there will be no breast implants for the … [Read more...]
Cross-Dressing Laundry Detergent Thief: “I’ll Surrender… Once My Breast Implants Heal”
Hmm. All I can say is, are you serious? A man in Charlotte, North Carolina is wanted by local authorities after he and his buddy robbed a Family Dollar store in the area. The heist -- $48 worth of laundry detergent. Oh, and both men are cross-dressers. But wait, it gets better. Their getaway car … [Read more...]
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Mother’s Breast Implants
This advice, while quite prudent, was clearly not heeded by the Marshalls, the resident British queens of breast augmentation. When I give them this distinction, I am not trying to be witty or sarcastic. They have legitimately earned this rather dubious honor. Chantal Marshall and four of her nine … [Read more...]
Silly Woman, Cartoons are for Kids
Part 2 of the "Jessica Rabbit woman" saga In my last blog, I started discussing a woman who recently had plastic surgery to look like Jessica Rabbit. Crazy as it sounds, it is 100% true, I kid you not. I know you have all been waiting on the edge of your seat to find out what this woman looks like … [Read more...]
Does the Bible Approve of Breast Implants?
Does the Bible approve of breast augmentation? According to former Miss California Carrie Prejean, it most certainly does. In a recent interview with Christianity Today, she clearly stated her belief that the bible does not pass judgment on breast implants: "I don't think there's anything wrong … [Read more...]
Plastic Surgeon Marries Ugly Woman and Sculpts Her until He Finds Her Attractive
A German plastic surgeon met a downright ugly girl named Cany; however, he saw potential in her and decided to marry her anyway. Can you imagine that proposal? "Cany, I find you hideously ugly. However, I see great potential in you. With a few major alterations, I can probably fall in love with you … [Read more...]
Miss California Sued for Boob Job Money
Ah, what would we do without Carrie Prejean to keep the absurdity of beauty pageants in public consciousness? They might inch ever closer towards the irrelevance that they may one day hold in our society. But for now, the former Miss California is doing her part to keep herself, and the Miss USA … [Read more...]
Pop Goes the Implant
If you are considering breast augmentation, you had better make sure it will not turn out to be an occupational hazard. WWE diva Mickie James recently learned this the hard way when her breast implant popped during a tag team match against Rosa Mendes and Beth Phoenix. She is expected to undergo a … [Read more...]
Woman’s Breast Implant Balloons at Pink Concert
If it weren't for a Pink concert in Sydney, Australia several weeks ago, a poor Australian woman would still be slowly leaking silicone throughout her body. But as luck would have it, the concert turned out to be much more than a night of entertainment for the Aussie fan. Kimberly Koy, a cattle … [Read more...]
Forensic Breast Implants
For those of you who think that breast implants are only for cosmetic enhancement, think again. They have recently been an instrumental part of a crime investigation. Former swimsuit model Jasmine Fiore was brutally murdered two weekends ago in Southern California. When her body was found chopped … [Read more...]
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