Imagine showing up for your weekly Pilates class. You are going through a routine pose – something you’ve done countless times in the past – and all of a sudden, you come out of the pose and discover that you are missing a breast implant. One minute it’s sitting pretty on your chest, making you look … [Read more...]
Human Barbie Gives Daughter Boob Job Voucher for 7th Birthday
It seems like Sarah Burge, better known as The Human Barbie, can’t escape being a regular on my blog even if she wanted to. In fairness, no one in the world of plastic surgery is more over-the-top, inappropriate, or entertaining than Burge. So why not keep talking about her? I was horrified when I … [Read more...]
Woman’s Life Saved by Stuffing Chicken Fillets in Bra
I hope you like chicken because today’s uplifting story is brought to you by that funky bird that goes cluck in the coup. Sometimes, it pays to be cheap. If this woman had gone all in for a boob job right away, I may not be writing about this pretty amazing, albeit strange, story. But fortunately, … [Read more...]
Courtney Love’s Breast Implant Killed Her Dog
Here’s a story from the vault. In other words, it has been circulating for quite some time, but I only first came across it recently. In fact, you may have heard about this sometime in the distant past. If so, I apologize for reporting on something that is old news. But congratulate yourself on the … [Read more...]
Breast Implant Saves Woman’s Life during Stabbing
I may talk a lot of trash about these things, but I have to admit it – sometimes breast implants can be pretty darn useful. Like if you are ever stabbed in the chest by your ex-fiancé’s psychotic new girlfriend. There is no information about what caused the new girlfriend to become so irate. … [Read more...]
Great Grandma with F Cup Breast Implants Finds Love with 28-Year-Old on Facebook
If this title sounds a bit familiar to you, it is because it is a follow-up of a post I wrote almost a year ago about a woman named Joan Lloyd, a 66-year-old great grandmother who has reinvented herself in her twilight years by getting breast augmentation to upgrade to a pair of F cups. As a fair … [Read more...]
Woman Pays for Breast Implants with Drug Money
And you thought crime doesn’t pay. Julie Coyne, the 39-year-old girlfriend of a British drug dealer, came up with a creative way to make their drug money disappear. She spent it on breast augmentation. Neighbors had grown suspicious of the couple for awhile after watching her “assets” grow before … [Read more...]
Barclays Bank Clerk Embezzled $72,000 and Spent it on Plastic Surgery
As if Barclays Bank didn’t already have enough PR problems on their hands with the recent scandal involving the falsification of interest rates during the 2008 credit crisis, they must now deal with a plastic surgery scandal as well. I suppose this one shouldn’t be as shocking as the interest rate … [Read more...]
Halloween Blog Contest Runner-Up
Sorry for the lack of a better title, but the guest blogger who wrote this did not title her entry. Nevertheless, we didn't think her lack of a title should preclude her from being named runner up. The Halloween blog contest judges (myself and Dr. Candelaria) both liked her blog even though there … [Read more...]
The Ghoul of Stump Estate
written by Kelly Playko Seline threw open the door to her plastic surgeon’s office, screaming in agony. “Help! I need to see Dr. Proctor! Dr. Proctor!” she wailed, limping all the way to the front desk. She was panting heavily, her clothes were torn to shreds, and her hair was matted in bulging … [Read more...]
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