Extramarital affairs, illicit sex acts, recreational drug use, clandestine sex tapes, angry spouses, blackmail scandals. No, I’m not talking about Tiger Woods, although I very easily could be. And no, I’m not summarizing the plot for a new Sharon Stone movie, although lord knows she’s made enough films that fit this description.
I’m referring to a BOTOX blackmail scandal that has recently surfaced in Great Britain. A British woman secretly filmed an encounter with her plastic surgeon where she performed a sexual act for him while he was administering her BOTOX treatment.
Wow! I’m impressed. I don’t know that I would be able to keep a steady enough hand to properly administer the BOTOX injection under those circumstances. I’d be too distracted. Either this doctor has incredible self-control or his patient is not very good at what she does.
Regardless, I’m shocked that this woman would risk the facial disfigurement that would result if her handiwork caused the good doctor to botch her BOTOX injection. She would have a freakish face for months, and then her doctor would most likely not want to engage in future sexual encounters with her. I suppose she was so turned on by her doctor that she simply couldn’t wait 15 minutes for the procedure to be completed. Our doctor must have some serious mojo.
According to the reports, the two were not caught having sex, although it sounds like they have engaged in an ongoing sexual relationship. Instead, she had performed a “sexual act” on him. Since the incident occurred while he was administering her BOTOX treatment (I’m still blown away every time I think about this — no pun intended), she most likely was not using her mouth. I mean, he would have to be a very talented doctor to perform the procedure under those circumstances. By process of elimination, we can probably figure out what was going on between the two love birds on this tape. However, in order to maintain a semblance of professionalism on this blog, I will not speak any further on this subject. I trust you can all use your imaginations.
But I digress. Back to the story…
Somehow, this woman let her clandestine sex tape fall into the hands of her husband. I don’t quite understand how this happened. I would think that he would be the last person she would want to see the tape. I guess if this woman is dumb enough to risk disfigurement by performing sexual acts on her doctor while he is administering her procedure, she is probably dumb enough to bring the tape home, pop it in the DVD player, and say, “Honey, look what I did today!”
However, instead of going into a fit of rage, her husband saw dollar $ign$. He went straight to the doctor and demanded a little over $32,000 to keep his mouth shut. Hmm. A whole $32,000. For that paltry sum of money, he is risking incarceration in a federal prison. After all, he is blackmailing a plastic surgeon. They make good money. Don’t you think he should have set his sights a bit higher? Maybe ask for a few hundred grand to keep the tape private? $32,000 just seems a bit anti-climactic for a blackmail scandal.
It appears that at first, the doctor was planning on paying. However, at the urging of his brother, he brought the matter to the police.
According to the doctor’s court testimony, the sexual relationship with this woman was completely consensual. Furthermore, she demanded that he supply her with drugs such as ketamine. I guess she liked to party. I wonder if she was in a K-hole while performing the sex act in question. That would certainly be an interesting twist of events. Or maybe she shared the ketamine with her husband, and when he asked where she got it, she showed him the tape. Wouldn’t that be a doozy?
I suppose the moral of our story is that if you are going to let your patient perform sexual acts on you, wait until AFTER the procedure has been completed and she is no longer your patient so that you do not risk having your medical license revoked. And for God sake, don’t let her get the encounter on video tape. Learn from Tiger, Bill Clinton, Kobe Bryant, and the countless others before you who have been caught red handed. Be discreet! You don’t know how big of a mouth your mistress may have (again, no pun intended).