In my previous post, I began recounting the top five biggest plastic surgery freaks. We started with two newcomers to my blog, Justin Jedlica (“The Human Ken”) and Lacey Wildd. Today, we will reveal the final three people on this list. If you are a regular reader of my blog, they should all be somewhat familiar names.
Herbert Chavez (“The Man of Silicone”)
Herbert doesn’t make our list for his sheer number of plastic surgery procedures, as is the case with some of the others discussed here. Instead, Herbert earns top 5 plastic surgery freak honors for his undying dedication to transforming himself into his favorite comic book superhero – Superman.
It’s not every day that I come across someone who gets plastic surgery in an effort to look like a fictional character. The other case involved British woman in her 50s who wanted to look like Jessica Rabbit. She had her work cut out for her, and fell pretty short of the mark.
Of course, Herbert had a few genetic hurdles to clear in order to look like Superman. He’s pretty short, but more importantly, he’s Filipino. His features don’t exactly lend themselves to a Superman makeover. But in spite of these genetic shortcomings, his transformation has been a remarkable success.
Herbert’s quest to become Superman began almost 20 years ago. Since 1995, he’s gone under the knife on a regular basis in order to match the vision of Superman put forth by Christopher Reeves during the iconic 1970s movies. This impressive makeover has been made possible by a wide variety of procedures which include chin augmentation, rhinoplasty, lip augmentation, calf implants, and skin lightening. He is also considering going for a procedure that will make him taller. I’m not exactly sure that’s a real procedure, but I’m sure someone will happily take his money in an attempt to defy physics and help him shed his diminutive stature.
This obsession with Superman extends way beyond looking like his idol. Herbert also has an extensive collection of action figures, bed sheets, pajamas, and other memorabilia fit for a five-year-old.
Where would my blog be without Sheyla Hershey? A whole lot more boring, that’s where. Over the course of eight breast augmentation procedures, Sheyla has built her breasts up from a puny B-cup to a now-formidable KKK-cup. She’s had more than a gallon of silicone pumped into her breasts during these procedures, and several years ago her KKK-cups helped her claim the title of undisputed breast implant champion of the world.
Unfortunately, these massive breasts are not all they are cracked up to be, and Sheyla went through bouts of severe depression caused by her litany of breast augmentation complications. Ultimately, doctors urged her to remove them for the sake of her health, but Sheyla would rather die (literally) than go back to life as a small-breasted woman. After receiving these doctor’s orders, she attempted suicide and slipped into a coma for at least a year, maybe longer.
It appears that her time away from the plastic surgeon has caused her to be stripped of her undisputed breast implant champion of the world title. If Lacey Wildd only has the 7th largest breasts in the world with a LLL-cup, then it is conceivable that Sheyla may not even be in the top 10 any longer. Oy gevalt! Get this woman some silicone right now!
Sarah Burge (“The Human Barbie”)
I would say I’ve had two plastic surgery muses over the last few years. The first was Sheyla Hershey. But after she slipped into a coma, I needed someone to replace her as a regular in my blog posts. Enter Sarah Burge, also known as “The Human Barbie.”
Sarah has undergone more than 100 plastic surgery procedures by her 50th birthday, and there seems to be no end in sight. I think it is safe to say just about every part of her body is fake, leading to her Human Barbie nickname.
She also has some creative ways to pay for her procedures. The Human Barbie moonlights as a madam, hosting erotic sex parties all over the world. She describes herself as “a bit of a filthstress, a lesbian, and a girl all men wanted to play with.” For $750 an hour, she will be whatever you want her to be and fulfill your wildest sexual fantasies – satisfaction guaranteed.
But her depravity doesn’t stop there. She is also corrupting her young daughters, starting them on an equally tacky life of plastic surgery addiction. Sarah has administered BOTOX injections on her 16-year-old daughter, and she recently gave her 7-year-old daughter Poppy a boob job voucher for her birthday. I don’t think it will be very long before young Poppy is turning tricks at these international sex parties, fake boobs and all.
So there you have it. Five plastic surgery freaks, and each with a uniquely pathetic tale. Which is the greatest freak? I guess I will leave you to be the judge of that.
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