Transsexuals, breast implants, police scuffles, and Wal-Mart. Add in an ornery woman who has been cheated on by her man and I think we’d have the makings of a great Jerry Springer episode here. Or just business as usual for the Cosmetic Surgery Directory Blog.
Jeremy Owens, a 23-year-old transsexual (trying to shift to the identity of “Jamie”), was recently arrested after flashing his breast implants at shoppers in a local Wal-Mart. That’s right, this guy just ran around the store lifting up his shirt to show anyone who would look the results of his recent breast augmentation. And you wonder why I don’t shop at Wal-Mart.
I’m sure this guy is proud of his plastic surgeon’s work, but let’s have some couth here. People don’t really want to get flashed with oversized man boobs while they are in the detergent aisle. At least I wouldn’t.
Causing a Scene
There was a bit of confusion as the Wal-Mart manager and authorities chased down the suspect. A customer informed the manager on duty that he was flashed by a “female customer.” But when the manager went looking for a woman who met the customer’s description, all he found was a man with curiously large breasts.
At this point, Jeremy began shouting that he was the “best whore in town.” Quite a horrible thought, but this is rural Pennsylvania so you never know. He may be telling the truth.
Getting Rowdy with the Cops
Jeremy then fled the store and boarded a municipal bus. The police chased him down and forcibly removed him from the bus, cuffed him, and placed him in the back of their police cruiser. While putting up a fight, Jeremy banged his head against the window of the police cruiser, cutting himself in the process. He mustered up a nice bloody spitball and hurled it into the face of the arresting officer.
I guess he never learned that antagonizing the cops isn’t the best way to minimize the damage you will face when arrested. They threw the book at him, charging him with aggravated assault, drug possession, resisting arrest, making terroristic threats, and indecent exposure.
Interestingly, Jeremy should have been a little more savvy during this arrest. It’s not exactly his first rodeo. Just two weeks ago, he was arrested for lying to the police about the alleged knifepoint abduction of a female friend. This past March, he was arrested after spitting on two women in a local donut shop. Again with the spitting. What’s with this guy?
This has been quite a busy year for Jeremy. With all of his trips to jail, I’m not sure how he has any time to undergo the procedures necessary to complete his sex change. Maybe that’s why he still looks like a dude who had breast augmentation.
If you live in the State College, Pennsylvania area and would like to undergo breast augmentation, please contact Blair Plastic Surgery today to schedule your initial consultation. Just remember, if you flash your breast implants in a Wal-Mart, you may wind up having to show them to your new cell mate a few hours later.
