The Human Barbie is at it again. If you are unaware of Sarah Burge’s absurdly inappropriate behavior, then you are just not reading my blog carefully enough. Peruse through my posts for the past year and a half. Sarah Burge, the self-proclaimed Human Barbie, has logged more press time than anyone else due to her over-the-top plastic surgery addict lifestyle.
But sadly, this depraved and deranged woman is taking her addiction too far. She has effectively brainwashed her poor 7-year-old daughter, turning her into what is probably the youngest aspiring plastic surgery addict on the planet.
Sad, but true. The apple does not fall far from the tree, and it seems that Sarah Burge’s daughter Poppy will be well on her way to taking over the title of Human Barbie from her mother by the time she reaches her 30th birthday.
Stockpiling Plastic Surgery Vouchers
I recently blogged about Sarah’s unusual birthday present for Poppy. Last summer, she gave her 7-year-old daughter a boob job voucher as part of an elaborate birthday present. The voucher was good for approximately $9,000 worth of breast augmentation services. This Christmas, Sarah upped the ante a bit, giving Poppy a voucher for liposuction worth approximately $11,000.
That’s right. Young Poppy is stockpiling a bunch of plastic surgery vouchers for when she reaches 18. I wonder what will be next. A mommy makeover voucher for after she pops out her first child? A face lift voucher? After all, she’s only about 40-50 years away from needing to get rid of some facial wrinkles. You can never start preparing for that day too soon.
Of course, Poppy was ecstatic when she received her liposuction voucher. “I think it’s great because you can change yourself if you’re not happy,” Poppy told reporters. She followed that up with, “I can’t wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They’re pretty.”
Good lord. This poor young girl is already counting the days until she can get breast implants, and she probably just learned to ride a bicycle a year or two ago. Such a sad commentary on the world we live in.
But let’s be honest. All of the blame for this completely age-inappropriate behavior falls squarely on her mother, the Human Barbie. After all, Sarah Burge is the Dr. Frankenstein that has created the monster that is young Poppy. She even shamelessly taught Poppy how to pole dance when she was 6 years old. I guess when her daughter is stripping as a teenager and has her first kid before she’s old enough to legally drink a beer, Sarah will have no one to blame but herself.
Investing in Poppy’s “Education”
It is pretty clear that the Human Barbie is completely out of touch with the inappropriate nature of these plastic surgery voucher gifts. “I see these vouchers as investing in her future – like saving money for her education,” she told reporters.
I’m not sure how she could ever make that statement with a straight face. I suppose plastic surgery vouchers are similar to saving money for her daughter’s education if Poppy plans on being a stripper, porn star, or prostitute. Otherwise, it’s pretty obvious that her money would be better spent on education. It’s not like pole dancing will impress too many people when she lists it under the “skills” section of her resume.
But then again, the Human Barbie makes her money off of sex. She is a high profile madam who hosts exotic sex parties around the world. And in her spare time, she writes erotic novels. Poppy is being groomed for a life of turning tricks while fat old dudes stuff dollars down her bra with Motley Crue blaring in the background. Talk about wasted potential.
Below is a link to a video of the Human Barbie appearing on the daytime talk show “The Doctors.” She discusses Poppy’s plastic surgery vouchers to the shock and horror of everyone participating on the show and in the audience. It is quite classic. At one point, it even turns into a Jerry Springer-esque heated shouting match. It’s worth the three minutes of your life to watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8W78FAayPc
We should all pray for poor Poppy’s soul. It looks like her mom may rob her of it before she turns 10.
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