While the majority of cosmetic surgery procedures are performed on women, the number of men opting for aesthetic enhancements has increased drastically over the past few years. Interestingly, one of the most popular cosmetic surgery procedures for men is called gynecomastia correction.
Gynecomastia correction is a breast reduction procedure for men. It appears that man boobs are not in-style these days, making many men feel distinctly non-manly. In order to increase their manliness, many well-endowed men have been flocking to their local cosmetic surgeon to suck the fat out of their hefty bosoms.
There have been several references to man boobs in pop culture over the past 10-15 years. The most obvious that comes to mind is the scene from Fight Club where Edward Norton weeps away in the arms of Meat Loaf, his head buried in Meat Loaf’s massive bosom. In the movie, Meat Loaf claims his man boobs are the result of cancer. But let’s get real. The man’s name is Meat Loaf. Maybe if he ate more salad and less meat loaf, he’d get rid of his man boobs.
Of course, if you don’t feel comfortable having surgery to correct your man boob problem, you can always contact Frank Costanza to see if you can purchase one of his “manziers.” That way, you will at least have the proper support for your distinctly non-manly bosom. If you are worried about this device threatening your masculinity, you can always use Kramer’s manlier moniker and call it the “bro.”
If neither of these solutions works for you, then you may want to think about contacting Richard Simmons. He most likely will understand your traumatic struggles with your man boobs and could probably offer you compassionate yet motivational support while helping you work off that extra weight in your chest.
Gynecomastia correction is a very common and relatively safe procedure. If you would like to learn more about how to eliminate your man boobs, contact an experienced plastic surgeon to schedule a consultation.
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