It’s been a few months since we’ve checked in on Sheyla Hershey, the former undisputed breast implant champion of the world. But I knew if I just waited long enough, she’d give me reason to pick on her again. I think we’re up to 4 posts about her, but it might be more. I’m beginning to lose count. Regardless, I think it is safe to say that Sheyla Hershey and her near-fatal 38KKK breast implants are the gift that keeps on giving.
When we last checked in with her in October, she was reeling and on the ropes. A life-threatening staph infection forced Sheyla to get those silicone juggernauts removed once and for all. At the time, it seemed that life was more important to her than holding the world record for the largest breast implants.
It’s amazing how much things can change in just a few short months.
Hershey is currently in a coma after her second failed suicide attempt in as many months. It appears that despite her claims to the contrary, she truly cannot go on living if she is not the undisputed breast implant champion of the world. Her entire identity is wrapped up in this rather trashy accomplishment, and without her title as world record holder, she clearly has no reason to live. I guess her children aren’t a compelling enough reason to prevent her from taking her life. Imagine the therapy sessions they’ll need to process the fact that their mother cares more about her breast implants than her own children.
Prior to having her implants removed last fall, Hershey returned to her native Brazil to undergo an 11th breast augmentation that would have given her size 38MMM breasts. This surgery would have pushed her past the current Guinness World Record holder Maxi Mounds (she has a size 42M). However, Hershey developed a staph infection during the procedure which ultimately led to the removal of her implants. She has been distraught ever since.
Interestingly, she was scheduled to have a procedure to restore her currently-defunct KKKs when she overdosed on prescription pills. This procedure has been postponed indefinitely now that she is in a coma. However, it is likely that she will do everything in her power to go through with the surgery once she comes out of her coma. It’s obvious that she’d rather die a busty behemoth than go through life as a small-breasted old biddy.
“Once I reclaim my identity as the world’s biggest boobs I can be a better role model for my daughter,” she recently said in an interview. I’m not sure what kind of a role model that would be, but if her daughter aspires to pick up dollar bills while giving a lap dance with Motley Crue blasting in the background, then maybe she has a point.
I would like to offer my sincerest support to Sheyla Hershey in her time of need. I truly hope that she snaps out of her coma very soon so that she can continue to make a fool out of herself and give me fodder for this blog. I’m sure we haven’t heard the end of the Sheyla Hershey saga just yet. I feel a comeback is in store for her. Perhaps she will even regain her title as undisputed breast implant champion of the world. That would make for a great story.
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