Who says size doesn’t matter? Clearly, there are many people who believe it does. And it’s not just women looking to boost their bra size with breast augmentation or put a little extra junk in their trunk with buttock augmentation. There are a lot of guys out there who are so obsessed with the size of their penis that they will do anything to make it a little larger. The only problem is that if you go to the wrong person, your desire for a bigger penis can be the death of you. Literally.
This was the case for Justin Street, a 22-year-old father of two from New Jersey. He died of a blood clot to the lungs caused by a silicone embolism. Street’s tragic death came one day after receiving silicone penis injections at a “pumping party” held at the apartment of Kasia Rivera, a 35-year-old woman posing as a plastic surgeon. After an investigation, Street’s death was ruled a homicide.
Rivera was arrested after the incident and now faces charges of manslaughter and the unauthorized practice of medicine. She pleaded not guilty to both charges. While it is believed that several others have received black market penis injections at Rivera’s pumping parties, no other victims have come forward at the moment.
We’re Here to Pump, You Up!
No story about a black market penis pumping party would be complete without a few gratuitous Hanz and Franz references. After all, this little girlyman paid budget prices for black market silicone injections in his penis. Hear me now and believe me later, letting some shady woman shoot a syringe full of silicone into your penis at her apartment is never a good idea.
Unfortunately, this incident went so badly awry that Kasia Rivera’s scam has been ruined for all the other idiot girlymen with short, stubby penises who think silicone penis injections will be the answer to all their problems. That’s right, Kasia Rivera won’t be around to pump, you up, anymore.
I guess bigger is not always better. Justin Street never became a modern day Dirk Diggler. Instead, he will become the punch line of a joke in the next edition of the Darwin Awards. That’s right. Death by stupidity.
What Do You Say to the Other Guys at a Penis Pumping Party?
The thought of going to a place where multiple people receive silicone penis injections at the same time seems utterly wrong to me. I could just imagine the look on everyone’s face as they wait around for their turn to be the next victim. Talk about an awkward and embarrassing moment.
What kind of small talk would go on in that situation? What are you supposed to say to someone when the only thing you have in common is a desire to pump your penis full of silicone?
Perhaps it sounds like the opening line to a bad porno: “Hey dude. How big are you going? I’m hoping to add at least six inches to my love making machine.” (Cue the cheesy music as Ron Jeremy enters the room)
Or maybe Justin Street just walked right into Rivera’s apartment and declared excitedly to the other victims, “I’m here. Time to pump, me up!”