Those pesky Russians. All fiery and passionate. And violent in the heat of the moment. Better not cross them or you may end up bloodied to a pulp and left for dead in the gutter. And why? Well, no one actually knows. It could be that you just crossed the wrong Russian on a day when he had a bit too much of a vodka hangover.
It’s times like these when you need all the protection you can get. Like breast implants of steel. Or really dense silicone that functions like steel.
Recently, a Russian woman’s life was saved by her breast implant after her husband attacked her with a knife. Apparently, he was trying to kill her since he drove his knife right at her heart. Fortunately, there was something standing in between the knife and her heart. That’s right, you guessed it. A humongous silicone breast implant.
The knife got stuck in the breast implant and never made it to her heart. In fact, the breast implant was so strong that it didn’t even leak after being punctured by the knife. That’s one tough implant. You might even say it belongs in one of those Timex commercials (“It takes a licking and keeps on ticking”).
Ironically, this crazed Russian man has no one to blame but himself for his failed attempt on his wife’s life. About five years ago, he was the one who asked her to get breast augmentation in the first place. I’m betting that right about now, she’s really happy she didn’t fight him on that request.
So all you women out there, think twice before shunning breast augmentation. It can save your life – especially if you are married to a psychotic Russian guy. When you are choosing the right breast implant size for you, keep in mind that sometimes there are benefits to going for a look that is obviously unnatural. After all, those big fake looking boobs sure do come in handy in a knife fight.
If you live in Greenwood, South Carolina and feel you need some protection against an ornery husband, you just might be a candidate for breast augmentation. Please contact Piedmont Plastic Surgery today and Dr. Vaughn will make sure your new boobs will protect you from butcher knives and meat cleavers, among other sharp objects.
