Welcome to this special Halloween plastic surgery blog post. What better way to commemorate the holiday than to discuss a low-budget Japanese film featuring flesh eating zombies fighting strippers with huge breast implants? The film is called Big Tits Zombie, and it was shot in 3D.
Big Tits Zombie is basically everything you would expect it to be from the title – a sexploitation/horror flick featuring several prominent members (so I’m led to believe) of the Japanese adult film industry.
I highly urge you to watch the trailer. It is pretty hilarious, boasting “boobs to die for” as well as a wide assortment of zombies, including “Ping-pong zombie” (yes, the monsters are playing ping pong), “Sushi zombie” (dead raw flesh-eating fish), “Geisha zombie,” and “Samurai zombie” (no explanation needed for these last two).
The Plot
The plot for this one is pretty basic – strippers attempt to save the world from flesh-eating zombies. Oh, and they show off their rather large surgically augmented breasts in the process. But for those who are craving a little more detail…
A group of strippers dancing at a run-down strip club devoid of customers wander down to the basement one afternoon out of sheer boredom. To their surprise, they discover a copy of the Book of the Dead. One of the strippers reads an incantation from the book that summons the dead back to life. From here, I would imagine the action begins to pick up.
The deserted suburban town, along with the strip club, becomes overrun with zombies who happen to be under the control of the stripper who read the incantation. It is up to the other strippers to fight off these zombies at all cost. One of them even uses a chainsaw (I’m not making this up – they did borrow the chainsaw motif from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but I’m sure they put an entirely new spin on it).
It sounds like there is nudity galore, as can be expected with strippers (played by porn stars) as main characters. According to one review, there is also a 3D female sumo wrestling scene. And of course, lots of blood and guts courtesy of the flesh eating Bit Tits Zombie.
I’m not sure who wins out in the end, and unfortunately I won’t be spending my Halloween at home watching the movie to let you know. I guess some of you will have to do that for me.
