A South American woman was trapped in her bed for six months due to the size of her breasts. Yes, that’s right. Her breasts were so large that she couldn’t get out of bed for half a year! I know this is not funny. Actually, it is quite sad. I can’t imagine being bedridden for that long because your breasts are weighing you down. It must be excruciating on so many levels – both physically and psychologically.
So does it make me a horrible person that I’m attempting to poke fun at this poor woman’s misfortune? I hope not. I truly wish her the best. It is just hard to pass up an opportunity to make sarcastic comments about a woman whose breasts are so heavy that they kept her in bed for six months. I know, I’m about to burn in Hell for this one. I just hope you all will still respect me after reading this.
So here are the details:
After giving birth to her third son, this woman’s breasts began growing uncontrollably, ultimately stabilizing at an N cup. At this point, she became trapped in bed due to the weight.
Eventually, the local media became aware of the situation and paid for her to take a three-day boat trip to the nearest town so that she could correct the condition. Doctors diagnosed her as having an extreme case of Bilateral Gynecomastia
– a condition resulting in the continual growth of the mammary gland.
Doctors performed breast reduction, cutting 35 pounds of flesh from her breasts. They were afraid they might squash her lungs in the process. If that had happened, it would have proven fatal.
Fortunately, the operation was a success, and the woman now has a much more manageable size 34B breasts. The entire operation took six hours to complete.
Personally, I am very happy for this woman. She clearly must have a new outlook on life after this freakish condition threatened her life for six months. I hope she is enjoying the world that exists outside of her bedroom once again.
However, I have a feeling that there are quite a few plastic surgery junkies out there who might read this and wonder why she would do such a thing. After all, there are many women who undergo multiple breast augmentation procedures in an attempt to achieve breasts that large. In fact, I’ve written about several women in previous posts who would probably go as far as killing someone if it meant they could get N cups.
Of course, these people are truly crazy, and they really need therapy. I’m sure they wouldn’t appreciate being bed ridden for the rest of their lives because they overdid it on their breast implants. Besides, if they couldn’t leave their bed, how could they ever earn enough money to pay off their jumbo sized torpedo boobs? Imagine if their bed got repossessed to pay their plastic surgery bill. Now, that would be ironic.
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