I’m sure I’m going to Hell in a hand basket for this one, but right about now I can’t help but think Freddie Mercury is singing “Another One Bites the Dust” as he rots in his grave. Yes, tasteless, I know. But also true. Another overzealous woman has let her quest for an ever-expanding bra size be her downfall. This time, it is German porn star Carolin Berger, better known by her porn star name – “Sexy Cora.”
Sexy Cora died last week due to complications related to her sixth breast augmentation, which was intended to take her from a 34F to a 34G. She was 23 years old.
In order to make the jump to a whopping G cup, Sexy Cora was having 800g (28oz) of silicone injected into each breast. During the January 11th procedure, her heart stopped beating and she suffered severe brain damage. She had been in an artificially induced coma ever since.
The incident is currently under investigation, and two of the doctors involved in the breast augmentation procedure have been charged with negligent manslaughter. This was the first time Sexy Cora had undergone a breast implant procedure at this clinic. Her five previous procedures had all been performed at a clinic in Poland. However, these doctors had felt enough is enough, and they refused to perform the sixth procedure.
I understand that in the porn industry, having very large breasts is part of the job description. But 34G? Really? She couldn’t live with 34Fs? That wouldn’t have been good enough? Apparently, Sexy Cora was not destined to live with 34Gs either.
While her death is certainly tragic, I feel like I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that this could have been avoided if she were just a bit more modest. It’s not like she couldn’t pull off a solid career in porn with her 34Fs. Those seem plenty big to tantalize the horny perverts getting off on Internet fornication. And now, sadly, she will never get to be jack-hammered from behind by a sleazy looking Euro trash porn star named Inza Rektum ever again. Men across the world are crying out in despair over this turn of events.
When the clinic that has performed all of your other breast augmentations turns you down, it should be a sign that maybe this sixth procedure is a bad idea. But I suppose if she had that much common sense, she’d probably have a less hazardous job than that of a porn star.
To all of you aspiring young porn stars out there, I hope you can learn from Sexy Cora’s tragic tale. But in case you are too stubborn (or too stupid) to get the message, here goes:
- Clearly, the human body isn’t meant to endure such a massive influx of silicone, even if you do think it is sexy. Just don’t overdo it. A more modest procedure may not land you a Playboy centerfold of make you the most sought after woman to star in a bestiality flick, but at least you will live to see your 30th birthday.
- When your regular plastic surgeon says enough is enough, listen to him. It’s amazing how many times people take matters into their own hands after getting denied by a reputable surgeon only to learn the hard way that no means no.
- When other doctors turn you down, you might want to be a bit skeptical of the doctor that ultimately decides he’ll operate on you. Either he has no sense of ethics, or he is completely incompetent and has no idea the procedure might endanger your health. Either way, not someone you want giving you breast implants.
So while I do feel bad for Sexy Cora, her family, and her hordes of faithful porn fans, I won’t apologize for my tasteless “Another One Bites the Dust” reference. Clearly, her eyes were writing checks her body couldn’t cash.
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