Move over Hooters. It appears there is a new sheriff in town. A Texas restaurant chain has just trademarked the term “breastaurant,” driving a dagger into the hearts of competing chains which make their money by staffing their establishments with big-breasted, scantily-clad women. I’m not sure which … [Read more...]

I suppose there are holidays to commemorate everything. Apparently there is even one to honor cleavage. Big breasted women across the world were rejoicing last week in celebration of National Cleavage Day. Whether your big knockers are all natural or you sport humongous breast implants, March 30 is … [Read more...]

If you think women only undergo breast augmentation for cosmetic purposes, you clearly need to get out more often (or at the very least, start reading this blog more). Breast implants can be quite useful: They can crush a watermelon They can stop a speeding bullet They can be used to smuggle … [Read more...]

In Part 1 of this blog post, I discussed the recent arrest of a woman who was attempting to smuggle 3 pounds of cocaine (worth $100,000) into the Barcelona airport. Part 2 will attempt to make sense of this mess. A Failure of Epic Proportions It blows my mind that someone would go to such great … [Read more...]

This was certainly a drug bust for the ages. Earlier this week, police arrested a 28-year-old Panamanian woman at Barcelona’s Prat Airport on drug trafficking charges. The woman was trying to smuggle 2 kilos (3 pounds) of cocaine into Spain inside “breast implants.” Police stopped the woman after … [Read more...]