This one is a bit bizarre, but then again, when is the plastic surgery world ever normal? A couple divorcing in North Dakota is engaged in a bitter battle over the woman's breast implants. The husband claims that his estranged wife's implants should be considered as part of the marital assets to be … [Read more...]
Implants of Mass Destruction
Every so often, I hear something that is so insane, it makes me long for a simpler time. A time like the Cold War. When our enemies were a bunch of crazy Russians who shot steroids and lived in the frozen tundra (think Ivan Drago from Rocky IV -- "I must break you."). Back then, all we had to worry … [Read more...]
To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend, Woman from China Gets Plastic Surgery to Look Like Jessica Alba
I had a tough time deciding what to write this week's blog about. Here were some of my top choices: NFL cheerleaders and plastic surgery (in honor of the Super Bowl) -- unfortunately, I couldn't dig up anything good on the topic Labiaplasty blog on women with two vaginas -- yes, Tyra Banks … [Read more...]
Plastic Surgery Junkie Injects Cooking Oil into Her Face
Well, no one ever said that plastic surgery addicts were smart. For some, plastic surgery addiction simply leads to massive amounts of debt and a healthy dose of ridicule from bloggers like me. However, in the hands of a certifiable nut job, this addiction can lead to horrific disfigurement. Today, … [Read more...]
Cross-Dressing Laundry Detergent Thief: “I’ll Surrender… Once My Breast Implants Heal”
Hmm. All I can say is, are you serious? A man in Charlotte, North Carolina is wanted by local authorities after he and his buddy robbed a Family Dollar store in the area. The heist -- $48 worth of laundry detergent. Oh, and both men are cross-dressers. But wait, it gets better. Their getaway car … [Read more...]
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Mother’s Breast Implants
This advice, while quite prudent, was clearly not heeded by the Marshalls, the resident British queens of breast augmentation. When I give them this distinction, I am not trying to be witty or sarcastic. They have legitimately earned this rather dubious honor. Chantal Marshall and four of her nine … [Read more...]
BOTOX Blackmail Scandal
Extramarital affairs, illicit sex acts, recreational drug use, clandestine sex tapes, angry spouses, blackmail scandals. No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods, although I very easily could be. And no, I'm not summarizing the plot for a new Sharon Stone movie, although lord knows she's made enough … [Read more...]
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